"What? Oh! Uh, no, it's not for Anders' pleasure! Just... a guy. Like, there's a guy? And I like him, and I thought we might... anyway Anders had mentioned that he had a boyfriend as well as a girlfriend so I went to him to ask for some advice and he was all 'Whoa, dude, LUBE, seriously' and when I asked he said I could probably get some here and so here I am."

Yes, that last sentence was all in one breath, and Troy rather looked like he might wish to crawl underneath the nearest chair.