Chad returned about forty five minutes later, which was actually sooner than he expected once he stepped and remembered again that the whole reason they were there was because of what-the-fuck trolls. That also made it difficult to get anything, considering that everything was being invaded by what-the-fuck trolls. Thankfully, most of the trolls seemed a little too into their happy town smashing fun to notice him. And, if they did, he got a fight out of it. Sweet.

He presented Jude with some of the spoils from his dorm room reserves: some granola bars, a bunch of Twinkies, and two warm Mexican sodas. "Breakfast of champions," he announced.