FTEC, Thursday, February 23

[sexydoctor.livejournal.com]

Flipping through the latest issue of Maxim, Christian manned the clinic.

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[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

As his coloured vision hadn't returned after ACJ, Cameron headed down to the clinic. Best to be safe than sorry after all.

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Christian looked up as Cam walked in. "Tell me what you don't like about yourself," he said.

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Cameron blinked at the question and wondered who the doctor reminded him of. "My eyes deciding all of a sudden that I can't see any colours is a bit annoying?"

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Christian chuckled. "Sorry, force of habit. That's usually the question I'm asking my patients. I should say 'Tell me what's wrong,' which in this case is your eyes? You're colorblind?"

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"Oh! Uh, nothing like that, no." Cameron smiled. "Uh well, I didn't used to be until suddenly the world decided to go blawk and white on me. I'm not sure I'm into retro that much."

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"Black and white?" Christian repeated. "That's extremely rare. Most people who are colorblind had trouble distinguishing between red and green, or blue and yellow. Is anyone in your family colorblind?"

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Cameron shook his head. "No. Not that I know of anyway. I was hoping it was just something I ate, but it doesn't seem to be going away."

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Christian leaned forward thoughtfully. "Colorblindness can be hereditary, but for it to suddenly affect you and with no history of it in your family, it could be an eye disease affecting the optic nerve or retina. Color blindness occurs when light-sensing chemicals in the eye don't work properly, and disease or damage can cause an inbalance. Have you had any other eye trouble lately?"

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"No, sir." Cameron shook his head. "My eyes have been just fine, always have been. I'm guessing it can't be caused by a dislocated shoulder?"

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"Not unless it dislocated into your eyesocket," Christian said. "Let me do a few tests."

He *handwavey* examined Cameron's eyes and frowned. "Your eyes look perfectly healthy," he said, puzzled. "There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with them."

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"I guess that's good?" Cameron said more than just a little bit unsure.

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"Well, if there's no physical reason, then maybe it's...." Christian paused, not believing he was about to say this. "Magical?"

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"It's amazing how that actually sounds possible," Cameron sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. "I don't think I pissed off anyone magical, though. I hope not."

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"I have no idea how that kind of stuff works," Christian said. "So you should find someone who does. Your eyes look perfectly healthy to me, so it has to be something else affecting your eyesight." He paused, then asked, "You been hanging around with the girls at the Fourth Sin? Maybe whatever makes them black and white is catching."

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

Cordelia had woken up that morning and groaned, as her head was still pounding.

First she tried to sleep it off, completely ignoring the fact that she was supposed to be in Creature Languages. When it was early afternoon and she'd had some time to think about it, she begrudgingly made her way to the clinic.

"Um, hi?" she asked, as she entered the clinic.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cameron gulped and blushed. "There was movie night there, but I didn't see any of the err girls," he squirmed a bit. "You don't think I'm going to turn completely black and white?"

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"It could have something to do with them, but no one else is complaining of vision problems like this, so maybe it's just a coincidence," Christian mused. "You may want to stop by there to ask just how they become black and white, though." He slapped Cam on the back and grinned. "Or to just have a good time."

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Christian pushed the magazine under some paperwork and checked Cordelia out. Niiiiiiiice. "Can I help you?" he said smoothly.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"I er..." Cameron scratched the back of his neck. "I'm kinda broke." Not that he would have done it otherwise. "But thanks, I might do that. Go talk to them, I mean."

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

Cordelia can always tell when she's being checked out. She grins, then realizes that this guy looks pretty much exactly like Bel. Remembering the Fandom Hightimes, she shook her head.

"I don't know," she said, and immediately stopped because she realized that she was still speaking with that pesky British accent. "First off, I suddenly developed a British accent last night and can't stop. But that's not really why I came down here."

"After that, I went back to my room, and...there was a flash of light, and I think I'm going crazy. My head was pounding and there was a flash of pain and I...saw things. A girl. I think she was about to be attacked," she said, wringing her hands together.

"I don't understand."

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"Good luck," Christian said. "Hope you can find out what's causing it or that it wears off."

[sexydoctor.livejournal.com]

Chicks with accents were hot unless they were British cops having an incestuous affair with their sexually deformed psycho killer brother. "Are you sure you weren't dreaming?" he asked as he ushered Cordelia into an exam room. "As for the accent thing, if you hang around with someone with one you start to talk like them after awhile."

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"I hope so too," Cameron said. "Thanks for the help, doc."

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

"It wasn't a dream. Okay, I ended up sprawled out on the floor, but it was definitely not a dream. I have never had a headache like that before," she said, only mildly annoyed that the hot doctor didn't believe her.

"And I definitely didn't just decide to randomly start speaking with a British accent. I can't stop it!"

[sexydoctor.livejournal.com]

"Call me Christian," he said. "And what was your name, so I can fill out these charts?"