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fandom_clinic2005-10-11 06:58 pm
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Lee strides in, not as nervous as before. "Hey, Doc."
"Hi Lee, how are you feeling today? Want a lollipop?"
[[so ooc: settles in with popcorn]]
Lee smiles. "I'm a bit sore from a workout but I'm feeling fine..." He looks at her a little confused. "Sure, I'll have a lollipop, thanks."
"John said you wanted to do some kind of test thing?"
"John said you wanted to do some kind of test thing?"
On his way to the flight club, Cameron stops by the clinic. He subtely tries to pick up some condoms - one of every kind - without anyone else noticing.
"You work out a lot, huh? Growl!. Well, it is a good idea for all students to be screened from time to time... to make sure they are in 'tip-top shape'... or what have you. Why don't you have a seat on the cot over there, and I'll just remove all sharp objects and hard surfaces from the vicinity before you crack your melon open in shock and awe grab some paper work. Do you have any allergies?"
Lisa catches him out of the corner of her eye. "Hey, buddy, leave some for someone else! You are never going to use the banana flavored, and you know it! Those are purely desperation condoms. Stick to the basics, and what you could actually use in a week. Condoms don't grow on trees."
"I work out once a day, yeah, you saucy minx."
Lee sits on the cot and feels a little awkward. Doctors /are/ after all, very scary.
"No allergies that I know of."
Lee sits on the cot and feels a little awkward. Doctors /are/ after all, very scary.
"No allergies that I know of."
"Right." Cameron flushes brightly red and drops the banana condom and godknowswhatnot.
Lisa gives him some well-rehearsed bedside manner scandalous!. "Don't worry, this will be painless and totally confidential. Think of it this way, if you were trying out for a sports team, or applying to a military academy perhaps, they'd make you take a physical, right? Same idea. You will be embarking on some new physical activity, and we just want to make sure you'll be ready and healthy. I do need to ask you some questions though. You aren't feeling... light-headed at all, are you?"
"No worries, at least you're using them. Want a lollipop?" She tosses him another one of House's stash, hoping to run through them all by the end of the night. "And that's cherry, just so you know." She winks.
Lee straightens up at the thought of applying to a military academy. "I'm feeling fine, no light-headedness at all."
"Thanks," Cameron catches it and looks at the lollipop for a moment. "So cherry is good?"
"Cool," he grins at Lisa, unable to resist. "How about pineapple?"
Lisa lets out a sigh of relief. "Good, ummm... good. Okay, let's do some basics first, ease you into it, nice and sloooow. Have you ever had a serious illness, or received a hot meat injection blood tranfusion?"
"I've had the child's pox syndrome and once I had a bad case of the influenza."
"Oh Cameron, too bad there isn't a comedy club on campus, you'd be the star. I try to keep my... passionfruits to myself most of the time now." She sticks her tongue out at him all sexy like in a friendly, mocking gesture. "And sorry, no pineapple lollipops, you'll have to keep your mouth occupied with something else. But they way you are stealing all of the condoms, that probably won't be a problem, now will it?"
"Doesn't sound like there's anything to worry about there. Stupid question, but it is on the form, you've never done drugs blah blah blah right? Moving on... do you have any other recurring medical issues - abnormal localized pain or swelling, skin irritation, sweating, that kind of thing?"
"Hey, if you want me to make a different joke, you'll have to tell me more of those fun facts," he grins back at her. "Right, about that? You didn't see me here, okay? Because there's a certain club who might think I'm still all chaste and virginal and they shouldn't find out like this."
"How do you define 'drugs'?"
"None of that recurring medical issues stuff applies."
"None of that recurring medical issues stuff applies."
"Convince Barbossa to have another party with free booze, and I'll tell you anything you want.
And I'm a medical assistant. I am sworn to secrecy. Plus, I'm glad you're getting some tail. Someone around here should be. My lips are sealed. My pineapples... yet to be detemined."
And I'm a medical assistant. I am sworn to secrecy. Plus, I'm glad you're getting some tail. Someone around here should be. My lips are sealed. My pineapples... yet to be detemined."
Lisa looks a bit shocked, but pulls it in rather quickly. "Have you ever used any illegal drugs, used household items to get high, or injected yourself with something not for medicinal purposes?"
"Well Liz promised free booze at her election celebration..."
He looks confused at the getting some tail remark. "You're pineapple safe on my watch, remember? Well, unless you really want to..."
He looks confused at the getting some tail remark. "You're pineapple safe on my watch, remember? Well, unless you really want to..."
"Hard liquor and cigars don't count as illegal drugs here?"
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