Clinic Hours

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Lisa breaks into House's secret stash and unwraps a red lollipop. She smiles, and puts up...






Satisfied, she busts out a Spanish dictionary to study while she mans the clinic. For Languages of Europe, sicko.

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[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee blushes but this is a medical inquiry. Yes. Yes. Yes. "No difficulty. It's been a little strange though since I've been off my usual Colonial meds like the hormonal suppressants. So I get... I have an erection more often here than back at home."

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"Ah, the body of an average teenage male. Several erections a day is completely normal. Don't be worried if you wake up with them, and although it may be embarassing, they can come at awkward times. Especially if you were on some sort of depressant, your body may be overreacting now - do not be surpised if you have any nocturnal emissions or the like, okay? As long as the ererctions go through the natural course I wouldn't worry. Be careful about excessive masturbation though. Choking the monkey won't kill you, but you can chafe the hell out of the skin down there if you aren't careful, and your girlfriend may be freaked out if your shaft is all pink and flaky.

Any other sexual experiences that resulted in the exchange of bodily fluids I should know about?"

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee clears his throat as he tries to deal with someone this hot telling him this stuff.

"Just kissing."

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"Seriously? I mean... sorry. Okay, so you should be all set. I'm going to ask for a blood and a urine sample, and we'll check them out to make sure you're good to go. But condoms are your friends. And if your girlfriend needs any birth control... you should talk about that with her before you have sex, and you can tell her to come to the clinic, completely confidential as you may remember. And I'll give you some condoms, just in case. Between you and me."

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

"Wait, the girl needs to be on birth control?" Lee worries as he offers his arm for the blood sample.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Lisa takes the sample quickly and efficiently. "She doesn't need to be on birth control, but you need to use a condom every time in that case, and correctly, and not have it break. One drunken night with your cowboy riding bareback and pretty soon you have repopulated the Oregon Trail."

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee isn't quite sure what this Oregon thing is but he nods. "Cup for the other sample please?"

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"Right here. Go ahead, champ, I'll be waiting."

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee comes back with a urine sample. "Here ya go!"

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"Thanks? I mean, thanks. What a.. healthy sample. I'll get you your results back ASAP. But, I'm sure you'll be fine. Just remember to glove up, okay?"

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

"Right!" Lee smiles a bit nervously.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"You still have everything I gave you right? You should be ready to go. Good luck, stallion."

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, still have it all. Thanks and...yeah...thanks!"

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OOC: Bwah!