"Seriously? I mean... sorry. Okay, so you should be all set. I'm going to ask for a blood and a urine sample, and we'll check them out to make sure you're good to go. But condoms are your friends. And if your girlfriend needs any birth control... you should talk about that with her before you have sex, and you can tell her to come to the clinic, completely confidential as you may remember. And I'll give you some condoms, just in case. Between you and me."