Lisa laughs at her confusion, "No. Our principal would be first in line for the slammer if they were."

She pauses and gives him a reassuring smile.

"Now I'm going to ask you some questions... about a few things we talked about last night. Are you ready? Do you need some water first? A Valium?. You can be honest with me, it is important that you are, and I will not tell anyone. Remember, just think of it as a basic physical activity, like working out. Nothing to worry about."